The Prince of Darkness has issued a harsh rebuke to those he deems responsible for climate change. Though once an ardent supporter for climate destruction, Satan has changed course as the effects have begun impacting his realm. "It's hotter than hell down there and I now have a legion of demons on strike, refusing to torture the damned souls until the fires simmer down. You can't even see who you're trying to torture." The demons are demanding better ventilation and a modernized air conditioning system.
Hail satan